There are many reasons why I shouldn't be allowed on the internet...
But I now have a site to write all the strange things that fill my head and share my photos and design work on, which is nice.
I live in flat in Hulme with friends and the man of my life – my adopted cat Tusqua. My friends are saints to tolerate me, while my cat is irritable, attention seeking and two tins of Whiskers off being obese.
My aims in life include not becoming one of “those people”, never appearing in Cheshire Life and never relocating down South.
My hobbies include taking more photos than a Japanese tourist, cooking and come dine with me, chocolate milk and avoiding the general public. I also love visiting new places but find flying disturbing.